Friday morning, P crawls into our bed at 7:30am. No big deal...she does this often, and it is around the time I SHOULD be getting out of bed.
Thursday night, we didnt get home til 9:30'ish, and into bed by 10pm....so she was tired. Immediatly after climbing into my bed, she fell right back asleep.
I love this time of the day. Nothing is better than snuggling with your lil one first thing in the morning as you both nap on and off.
But this morning.....i had to PEE! Oh my, did i have to go!
P is a super light sleeper.....any movement on my part.... almost totally ensures her waking.....and she was sooo peaceful, and snuggly....and soooo needed this extra snooze time (she doesn't nap!).... what was I to do?
I laid in bed....hoping if i stopped thinking about my full bladder....it'd stop nagging me. I closed my eyes and snuggled up....trying to catch more Zzzzz's.
But my mind drifted to waterfalls.....dripping faucets....oooo.....
I gotta go.
I mentally plan out some escape route possibilities. My arm is under her head, and my other arm across her....so i take the top arm off....phew....still snoozing.
I slowly....as a turtle....attempt to slide my bottom arm out......i move it 1 cm....and she starts fussing about.....i am playing with fire here, folks.....i become stone still. Well, that route fails.
Maybe quick? Just drag my arm out super quick! Yea! .....Right.....flinging the child across the room won't wake her, right? :-P
I figure sliding down under the blankets, and out the foot of the bed is my best bet. But this still leaves the arm escape route.
Maybe I can just saw it off. Damn it....why can't limbs come off easier? The only objects within my reach is a remote control...and a dirty tissue. Those wont work.
It's almost 8:20 am at this point. Yes, i was fidgeting for 40 minutes by now.... frozen in fear of waking the sleeping beauty. Wishing for bone saws or a bed pan.....
8:30am. I finally cant take it anymore....and go back to the slow attempt. I slowly slide my arm....i get about 3 inches of movement..... and P wakes.....sits right up...wide awake and ready for the day.
D'oh. .....but at least I made it to the bathroom with limbs still attached!
1 comment:
That's so funny!! Max is SUCH a deep sleeper and I'm a light sleeper, so if he's in my bed, I don't sleep and he's out cold. I can even dress him and take him tp go potty while he's still asleep!
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