So this evening whilst tucking in my 4 y/o...we got into a conversation about babies, becoming a big sister, etc. Yes, it is top on my mind with all this TTC stuff.... so Im sure I was probably the one that started the conversation. She is excited...but like most 4 y/o's, hasnt a clue really what the process is to GROW a baby. She just assumes the baby is gonna just wha-la...come out of me in a matter of days and then she'll be able to help change and feed it. Feed it applesauce and milk, as she says. Hehehe.
Anyhow...she started asking about HER birth. She's seen pictures....and always points out the 1st ever photo of her....where she had just been pulled out of me and placed on my belly....all goopy and covered in vernix. She has always been humored by that photo....especially by the fact that she looks "all gross and yucky!", as she puts it.
But she obviously hadnt figured out WHERE the baby comes out of. I swear I mentioned it before...but she must not have processed it. Our conversation tonight goes...
Me: You really want to know?
P: Yes!
Me: Out the vagina. Babies come out of their mommy's vagina.
P: (silence) ..... gina?
Me: ..yes.... you know, your girly parts?
P: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!! EEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! EEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! EEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!! EEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAH! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHHHHH!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
EWWWWWWWWWWWWW!! EEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! E WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWEWWWWWWW EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW EWWWWWWWWWWWWWEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! EEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
After about 3-4 minutes of Ewwwwwing and laughing hysterically... ... she ends it with "Thats GROSS!" ...
So I dare to ask:
Me: Whats so gross about it?
P: Cause you might PEE on the BABY!!!
I was sure to clarify to her that I did NOT pee on her. Hah.
LOL. Just wait 20 years, girl.... ;-)
2 comments:
That is SO funny!!
I don't think Max would have a clue what I'm talking about - and it would be really awkward. Not looking forward to that conversation. LOL
Hope you get a "baby in your tummy" soon!!!!!
Ha! That's so funny!
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