Today is Elmo's birthday. Paige helped him celebrate by making him a birthday hat and a special birthday meal. Happy Birthday Elmo!
Then she goes to tell me Elmo is married. And he and his wife are having a baby! Awwww...Elmo's gonna be a Dad! They go to the hospital (which is our home office apparently)....and she hides in the kitchen, til she says she hears the baby crying. The baby is here!
It's a baby girl! Elmo is the proud Daddy to a baby girl. Congrats, Elmo. ....and her name is Lisa.
Elmo & his wife and newborn daughter are doing well. Great news. He's been such an icon in TV households for years, its nice to see the furry red monster settling down.
Oh, but wait.... this is his 2nd daughter! Paige then informs me that she is married to Elmo too! At his wedding to his current wife (Lisa's Mama)...there was a teacher there that told Paige and the Baby Mama when to switch. Right now it's not Paige's turn.
"But how can this be?" I ask.... "You can't be married to 2 people at once!"...
"But Elmo is! He is married to both of us. Oh, i cant wait til we can be together again...but right now he is with her. "
Polygamist Elmo! And how dare he make my daughter wait while he hangs out with some pregnant floozy!
When it's "her turn" to be the wife, she says she likes to hang out with Elmo when he drums in his band.
Damn, Elmo's sounding cooler by the minute. I wonder what sort of music they play..... he's so spastic tho..i bet it's some sort of thrash metal band. No thanks.
Ahhhh..the stories of a 3 year old...
2 comments:
Oh my HECK!!! LOL!!! That is HILARIOUS!
Ha! Reese's "pregnancy" is looking better now isn't it! And you thought you had the upper hand, LMAO!
I want you to know I am laughing so hard right now, thanks! :)
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